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Accidentally stole ancient artifact worth millions of dollars

"at pray for the wicked tour. brendon urie has these ancient coins that are fake gold? i rob the theatre at gun point and get away with it?? i am wearing black pants, a black shirt, a black bandanna, black sunglasses and a white baseball cap. i run out of the theatre and change in a bathroom- jump off a balcony thing- run. later i find out that i stole more money than i thought bc coins aren't fake gold??? They are real?????? confess to my mom to get her help. dylan is texting me the whole time- Alexa also is there, she won’t really help me. we sort of share an apartment? i wake up relieved that it wasn’t real"

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