Took 3 hours to make a smoothie
"Miles Dylan Aly at my house, at night? went in car to get smoothies, had to break into the fcking smoothie warehouse and physically make...
Wrestling for cocaine beanbag
"was wrestling Lianna for a beanbag full of crack cocaine while a guy from class and a gay man I didn't know watched disinterestedly. was...
Miles listened to 27 from folie a deux
"Miles listened to 27 from folie a deux (fall out boy album)"
Flushed frog book down toilet very hard
"flushed frog book down toilet very hard"
Cat that never existed died
"cat named Emile died. white with orange and brown patches. was very sad. sat in a rainbow garage. was still sad."
Rainbow crepe cake
"Couldn't see. wasn't wearing pants. giant party in basement. white carpet. strange Spanish lady. cakes of every color. "
Trying to escape while carrying a tiger
"everyone at bursley is attacking everyone else?? I run out w a tiger i found- was somehow carrying it like a baby, it’s paws were around...
Accidentally stole ancient artifact worth millions of dollars
"at pray for the wicked tour. brendon urie has these ancient coins that are fake gold? i rob the theatre at gun point and get away with...
There are strangers staying at my house
"was getting a gyn exam, waiting at bus stop w badflower josh (from the band badflower), a family who was super dumb and voted trump is...
Could shrink houses like in Ant Man
"hannah didn’t have one hand so i would hold the stump of her arm? it was a very vivid complex dream. could shrink a house and pick it up...
12 year old neighbor waking me up at 5 AM
"anna was trying to wake me up at 5:30 in the morning so i moved the bookshelf in front of my door but that didn’t work she could still...
Roommates with Halsey
"switched roommates to room with halsey instead of rocio but halsey was a bitch so it was bad and i had to room back "
Vampire in the closet
"moved into my co op but it was the same setup as kelsey’s house upstairs but bigger, also like my grandmas house? checked the closet for...
Naked again at Kroger
"i’m at kroger but there are two kroger’s, one that sells only flowers and has portapottys instead of regular toilets and the other with...
Weed malfunction
"wade gave me the fattest blunt i’ve ever seen in my life and i somehow tried to take a hit off the wrong end (????) and as i sucked in...
Cant get drunk
"was at a party entirely sober with kelsey who doesnt drink or party. i was at UM and forgot i wouldn’t have to drive home. i wanted to...
Lost my car (again)
"left car on north campus??? at the pierpont bus stop????? lost it??? was in new jersey had to call dad to find the car and put it in a...
Naked and stressed but met Bernie Sanders
"had a thought in the dream that it was a bad dream but didn’t become aware enough to wake up. was wearing my jean jacket on backwards to...