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Rainbow crepe cake

"Couldn't see. wasn't wearing pants. giant party in basement. white carpet. strange Spanish lady. cakes of every color. "

Vampire in the closet

"moved into my co op but it was the same setup as kelsey’s house upstairs but bigger, also like my grandmas house? checked the closet for...

Naked again at Kroger

"i’m at kroger but there are two kroger’s, one that sells only flowers and has portapottys instead of regular toilets and the other with...

Weed malfunction

"wade gave me the fattest blunt i’ve ever seen in my life and i somehow tried to take a hit off the wrong end (????) and as i sucked in...

Cant get drunk

"was at a party entirely sober with kelsey who doesnt drink or party. i was at UM and forgot i wouldn’t have to drive home. i wanted to...

Lost my car (again)

"left car on north campus??? at the pierpont bus stop????? lost it??? was in new jersey had to call dad to find the car and put it in a...

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