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Cant get drunk

"was at a party entirely sober with kelsey who doesnt drink or party. i was at UM and forgot i wouldn’t have to drive home. i wanted to get drunk but it was 11:30 pm so we go outside on the diag and it’s midnight and still light out???? like NOON light out. so i walk w kelsey to a fucking convenience store and it takes FOREVER and she doesn’t buy alcohol (she buys propel) and then by the time i buy alcohol i can’t get drunk bc my parents are there for some fucking reason."

 
 
 

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