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Trying to escape while carrying a tiger

"everyone at bursley is attacking everyone else?? I run out w a tiger i found- was somehow carrying it like a baby, it’s paws were around my neck, thought i could use it against the people trying to hurt me? i wouldn’t put it down when everyone came at me i just hugged it tighter- it swiped at a few people but it didn’t really work as a weapon. i was apprehended"

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