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Dilute piss on the floor of target

"was at a target with aly and xochi, we were trying to order pizza hut from the old pizza hut but a large pizza was 30$, so we decided to just get these oreo malt things? i couldn’t find the bathroom and the floor was wet EVERYWHERE and also bumpy and hard to navigate and there was this water recycling thing in bathrooms that was diluted piss and it was getting all over the floor and the door wouldn’t lock and it was so much, also worried that xochi would be allergic to something in the oreo shake malt bc shes anaphylactic to peanuts and also i had some weird ice cream beverage with nyquil and M&M cookies in it and it was bad so i was worried about calories and stepping in dilute piss"

 
 
 

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